"No we're out right now."

"AHHHH BUT YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YOU DO HAVE IT! Hahaha I have owned you, you tricky LIAR!"

"The online inventory is frequently off."

"NOOOOOOOO!"

  • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
    ·
    3 days ago

    Just be like, 'Oh, you know what, it's actually here'

    Customer ' Wait,uhh, are you sure? Can you check?'

    'I'm sure, it's here'

    'Have you checked?'

    'As you said, The online inventory says it's here so it's here'