You could close down fake news or struggle_sesh

and nobody would careeeeee

But low effort dunking on libs

Is the heart and soul of hexbeeeeeeeaaar

We're the stacked rocks on your river, We're the arrows in your quiver

We put the 'Hex' in Hexbear

We're mocking lib meltdowns, abd dunking on Chud clowns

Yes we put the Hex in Hexbear

We're that little extra spice that makes a quick scroll extra nice

A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price

Mods:Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals

Our low effort posting ain't so bad, it seem to entertain your dad!

The gin in your martini, the vermouth in your martini

Yes, we keep the in Hexbear

We remember our first visit, the replies was exquisite

Why @REgon@hexbear.net , I had no idea

Come on now, you were modding here!

Without we'd have had no glee since Kissinger died in '23!

To shut them down now would be twisted!

We just heard this place existed!

We're the highlights in your hairdo, the extra arms on Vishnu (these are both actually true)

So don't take the, we won't take the-

Yes, let's keep the- in Springfield!

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