• newmou [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    He’s probably going to make it so that government departments will be rewarded in Dogecoin if they’re deemed efficient

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      1 day ago

      Elon buys up crypto, DJT coin, Doge

      Elon dissolves the Federal Reserve and the US mint for being "inefficient"

      Elon briefly becomes the world's first trillionaire

      The US economy collapses even harder than the depression

      This is if Liz Truss had 4 (or more) years to wreck the UK economy instead of like 4 weeks. Elon's going to dissolve NASA to make SpaceX the sole contractor for US space efforts, make several billion dollars then absolve all blame when the SpaceX-Boeing joint space station that's meant to replace the ISS falls out of orbit and lands in the ocean.

      • RNAi [he/him]
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        1 day ago

        falls out of orbit and lands in the ocean

        You are still an optimist

        • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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          1 day ago

          I was thinking some poetic god would bring the billionaire venture space station down in the same spot in the ocean as the billionaire venture deep ocean submersible.