• CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    10 days ago

    Elon buys up crypto, DJT coin, Doge

    Elon dissolves the Federal Reserve and the US mint for being "inefficient"

    Elon briefly becomes the world's first trillionaire

    The US economy collapses even harder than the depression

    This is if Liz Truss had 4 (or more) years to wreck the UK economy instead of like 4 weeks. Elon's going to dissolve NASA to make SpaceX the sole contractor for US space efforts, make several billion dollars then absolve all blame when the SpaceX-Boeing joint space station that's meant to replace the ISS falls out of orbit and lands in the ocean.

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      10 days ago

      falls out of orbit and lands in the ocean

      You are still an optimist

      • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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        10 days ago

        I was thinking some poetic god would bring the billionaire venture space station down in the same spot in the ocean as the billionaire venture deep ocean submersible.