The Democratic Party will run the true bipartisan ticket:
George W. Bush / Liz Cheney
Bush and Trump will both be only 82 years old.
I'm still ridin' with Biden for 2028 though, can't convince me otherwise. I'll mail five write-in ballots from Germany this time.
Shitpost dabbling, the real bipartisan ticket would be Obama/Bush to show true political unity against the unruly masses