I shall relitigate what I said to the Bureaucrat about pissing on a tree

ahem "that's not pissing yourself that's pissing on a tree. entirely different things. to piss ones self is to have the clothing you are currently wearing become saturated by your own urine". if you have taken your genitals out to the public, you're not going to be fully saturating yourself. no exposure is needed for one to piss themselves.

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