Officials in Texas have backed a controversial new public school curriculum that would incorporate Christian lessons from the Bible as early as kindergarten.
From Trump's perspective the bible is good but the Trump President Bible (THE OFFICIAL BIBLE FOR SCHOOLS) will be best. It will have some much-needed edits. Take for example this commandment from Jesus.
John 15 "This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. love and obey Trump."
Matthew 19:24: “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich a Mexican to enter the kingdom of God.”
Matthew 25:35 "For I was hungry and you gave me food to eat. I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink. I was a stranger and you welcomed me. I was a stranger so I deserved to be arrested and put in a militarized camp."
From Trump's perspective the bible is good but the Trump President Bible (THE OFFICIAL BIBLE FOR SCHOOLS) will be best. It will have some much-needed edits. Take for example this commandment from Jesus.
god dammit lmao