Donald Trump is considering a right-wing media personality and people who have served on his US Secret Service detail to run the agency that has been plagued by its failure to preempt two alleged assassination attempts on Trump this summer, sources familiar with the president-elect’s thinking tell CNN.
Imagine if his name was actually Danny Bongos. On average about once a week he'd be in a fistfight to "defend his honor". In other words - somebody laughed at him due to his name.
First day initiation for recruits: "Remember... Boss hates nicknames. Don't call him BongBong, DongBongs, Bongos, Big Swinging Bong, Bongly, Mr. Pong Bong, Mr. Pong Dong, Dongoroo, Bongoroo, Bongoree, Bring in the Bong, Bongee, Bonger, Bwaga, The Mad Bonger, Danny Big Bong, Danny Small Bong, Danny Bongs, Bong, Bongoloo, Gone Bong... Actually, best to just keep your fuckin' trap shut. Got it?"
Imagine if his name was actually Danny Bongos. On average about once a week he'd be in a fistfight to "defend his honor". In other words - somebody laughed at him due to his name.
First day initiation for recruits: "Remember... Boss hates nicknames. Don't call him BongBong, DongBongs, Bongos, Big Swinging Bong, Bongly, Mr. Pong Bong, Mr. Pong Dong, Dongoroo, Bongoroo, Bongoree, Bring in the Bong, Bongee, Bonger, Bwaga, The Mad Bonger, Danny Big Bong, Danny Small Bong, Danny Bongs, Bong, Bongoloo, Gone Bong... Actually, best to just keep your fuckin' trap shut. Got it?"