Damn, ngl, this is fucked. I’m about to go live in bumfuck nowhere and work for the government, to have chuds on my ass, knowing where I live is going to be a doozy.
Damn, ngl, this is fucked. I’m about to go live in bumfuck nowhere and work for the government, to have chuds on my ass, knowing where I live is going to be a doozy.
I'm enjoying it because of how legendarily hard he's gonna fall off
Reality: He’s going to become wealthier than US+ China combined
You’ll see his face everywhere. In your anime. When you shit, when you sleep.
He’s going to go back in time and place himselft instead of every historical leader ever. Every page of a world history book will have his portrait in era/culture appropriate clothing. He will be both mom and dad to you and everyone alive.
You forgot everything sucks, you forgot we live in the worst fucking timeline