Damn, ngl, this is fucked. I’m about to go live in bumfuck nowhere and work for the government, to have chuds on my ass, knowing where I live is going to be a doozy.
I like to think that it's this image that makes him pay for 20+ bodyguards at all times
Wild Americans haven't used their second amendment rights to purchase a SAM system to shoot his little jet out of the sky.
What are they buying guns for? To accidentally shoot themselves in the leg while trying to unbuckle their belt in the parking lot of a Denny's in an attempt to ingest an abomination of a meal that's a pound of H1N5 infected burger patty sandwiched between 2 High Fructose Corn Syrup glazed doughnuts paired with a gallon of unpasteurized milk riddled with microplastics? What a waste.
For all the talk about the USA being the land of the free and the home of the brave, USAans are cowards
We buy guns in the hope that someone comes close enough to our houses so that we can ventilate them and cry "Castle Doctrine! Stand Your Ground!"
Of course, this is also almost exclusively white people, because they're the ones who live in the places where it's easy to build up personal armories and fear anything that isn't Hellmann's mayonnaise
He probably saw how Trump can do this with people he's at odds with and figured he'd dabble in a bit of the ol' cult of personality stochastic terrorism.
I have Musk derangement syndrome dude. This dork sucks so much fucking ass, I simply cannot believe it.
All I'm saying is last time he vanished, Kissinger died, so.
Gotta love how capitalism just promotes the absolute worst most loathsome people to the top.
I have to agree, the worst thing about Trump winning (
) is seeing King Bazinga act like king shit.I'm enjoying it because of how legendarily hard he's gonna fall off
Reality: He’s going to become wealthier than US+ China combined
You’ll see his face everywhere. In your anime. When you shit, when you sleep.
He’s going to go back in time and place himselft instead of every historical leader ever. Every page of a world history book will have his portrait in era/culture appropriate clothing. He will be both mom and dad to you and everyone alive.
You forgot everything sucks, you forgot we live in the worst fucking timeline
A south african Epstein buddy who allegedly worked in the US illegally at one time...... Had major influence on your election, will head up major cuts to your government that will fuck over millions and is doxxing government workers? AND he has military contracts
“Our opponent is not any particular individual. Our opponent is the bureaucracy,” he added.
I'm a Government bureaucrat and I love Government bureaucracy. CEOs are the real parasites.
I was never gonna get on twitter, but now I'm really never gonna get on twitter.
kinda wonder how long it will take my friends to realize that am not a weird crank for being mildly vigilant about safeguarding my privacy from massive platforms, especially those owned by billionaire reactionaries.
before that happens.
