This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. 
now it has me worried I'm dying.
This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. now it has me worried I'm dying.
(Song about thinking you're about to fart but it isnt)
The eternal curse of all humanity. Everyone thinks they are immune to the ravages of time, but it is in fact the greatest equalizer.
Sensible chuckle from me.
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