Woke shit

  • Inverted fullbacks
  • VAR
  • xG
  • Passing triangles
  • False 9
  • Playing from the back
  • International break
  • 1 person kick-off
  • Football consortium
  • UEFA Nations League
  • 5 subs

Not woke

  • Mid-block 4-4-2
  • Hoofball
  • Gender affirming care
  • Brexit tackles
  • Diversity, justice, and inclusion
  • Cold Tuesday night at Stoke
  • Free Palestine

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE SEAN DYCHE STEVE AUSTIN SAID SO

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
    ·
    18 days ago

    We should go back to when the goalkeeper was allowed to pick up a backpass, the rule was changed under the EU, brexit means Brexit!!!

    • micnd90 [he/him,any]
      hexagon
      ·
      18 days ago

      That would be horrible, unless we add additional rule that then the goalie has to punt the ball over the half line like the good ol' days. True wokeness is when goalkeepers and defenders just pass amongst themselves to invite the press from opposition team

      • glimmer_twin [he/him]
        ·
        18 days ago

        Press?? Sounds like the mainstream media woke nonesense machine!!!

        • micnd90 [he/him,any]
          hexagon
          ·
          edit-2
          18 days ago

          Sounds like a meme, but gegenpress is truly woke German nonsense. There are no classic playmakers of the beautiful game like Maradona, Riquelme, Rui Costa, Totti, Baggio, etc. anymore because these days you have to run, press, and dive into 50/50 brexit tackles as attacking midfielder. In modern football captain Tsubasa would've been benched.