I have a long screed that I’ve repeated many times to friends about why I love that urinals still exist, but I’m too depressed to write it atm. Maybe I’ll come back to this in the morning

In this house Columbo was a hero

…just one more thing

They take regular carrots out in the cold and they shrink down

civil unrest

Oh you’re against civility?

(Someone tag that account I don’t know how to @ on chapo.chat)

If the sopranos didn’t exist, we would have to invent it

The girl reading this

I work outdoors and it’s starting to get to 35 degrees (non-amerikkkan scale) now. Also the sun is a deadly laser. Also it’s the busiest time of year at my job. The irony is this is still waaaaay better than the job I did for the last 12 years (and pays like 30% more)

I love being a wage slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave.

American companies would never spy on consumers

Look, my main exercise tip is you can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

Want to start a band with three other aging millennials called “the four olds”, send me an mpeg2 of your best jams to apply

It’s short for All-Knowing

Yeh there’s definitely something fucked up about the commodification and alienation aspect of just swiping on people all day. I doubt I’ll jump on them anytime soon although yes I am freshly single. Trying to keep myself busy atm, doing organising shit. But I did start vaping again

That person must be fun at parties. They’re a pretty unthreatening nemesis to have, what are they gonna do, correct you to death?

We’re so cooked

Yeh honestly can’t imagine ever going back on one of those things

Everything is AI everything is AI,

When you talk to a chatbot, that’s AI

When there’s people pretending to be robots, that’s AI

When you use a computer, that’s AI

When you talk about AI, that’s AI

The stock price of my company is now skyrocketing

Tbf in the time between the death of the penultimate human and the last living human before we go extinct, technically global communism will have been achieved. This is what we mean when we say communism is inevitable.

Tbf the last thing the Albanese government needs is truth being disseminated

Don’t worry I’m sure runaway global fascism won’t have that much time to ramp up before climate change essentially ends human civilisation. The mad max times will be relatively liberating.

🎵 you’re once… twice… three times a monopolyyyy 🎵