You say "coke", I say "caine"

You say "John", I say "Wayne"

"Hot dog", I say, "Cool it, man"

I don't wanna be the President of America

You say "smile", I say "cheese"

"Cartier", I say, "Please"

"Income tax", I say "Jesus!"

I don't wanna be a candidate

For Vietnam or Watergate

'Cause all I want to do is