Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 13 days agoOh, they got literally nothing on this guyimagemessage-square113 fedilinkarrow-up1241file-text
arrow-up1241imageOh, they got literally nothing on this guyPosadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 13 days agomessage-square113 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear96·13 days agoAI has determined the culprit is a statue of Jesus with abs and 14 fingers riding a school bus made of American flags link
minus-squareComrade_Mushroom [comrade/them]hexbear56·edit-212 days agoAI has also identified a previously unknown accomplice who appears to be a crying baby fused to the front of the school bus. link
minus-squareProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear30·12 days agoreports are trickling in that the crying baby was holding a fistful of crumpled boarding passes printed in Cyrillic link
minus-squareMayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear20·12 days agoThis just in: We have deciphered part of the boarding pass. The shooter's destination is RASSSSSSL1.A link
AI has determined the culprit is a statue of Jesus with abs and 14 fingers riding a school bus made of American flags
AI has also identified a previously unknown accomplice who appears to be a crying baby fused to the front of the school bus.
reports are trickling in that the crying baby was holding a fistful of crumpled boarding passes printed in Cyrillic
This just in: We have deciphered part of the boarding pass. The shooter's destination is RASSSSSSL1.A