, but I draw the line at off-brand cheez-its

wait, wasn't this two or three weeks ago? it's still in the supply chain? wtf is going on

edit: wait or was that listeria

the mister of the rings

instead of warehouse it's werewolfhouse and it's a haunted house that turns into a noneuclidean warehouse on the inside during a full moon

blue (to red): "w-what are you doing, step-shuckle"

me: jumping from a great height

imagining a rando with good political instincts but no context first sneering at this, then getting confused, looking up the oceangate incident, then smiling like a toddler with candy

jerk off sesh in the oval, you know, as boys do

adam in the cuck chair

hasan is legitimately and prejudiced and racist and towards eastern europeans (and particlarly poles), and views the baltic and polish people and as meat sheilds and for wester europe, and calls for "and nazi nato" and to and be and dismantled and

and the little mylar bag! don't forget the little mylar bag! gosh, we do so much for you

skibidi toi let me be clear

i wonder what mike ramirez's resting O₂ saturation is

jkjk

whataboutism

secret low point posting hours 😕

the rule of reactionary projection says these libs are the ones with the kink. i mean who cares enjoy yourself, but please libs, we do not all need to know about your presidential piss fantasies

let that sink in

regrettably, the sink in question:

Show

she's here somewhere, i bet a dollar

designer sucked dick brand names at wholesale sucked dick prices

an overdriven marshall stack at max volume playing violin stabs from the shower scene in hitchcock's psycho