init array white.house(["C","H","E","E","T","O"])

neat, el rincon's is running the pollo asado combo plate for 10.99

but wait... your voice

it is the seeds of a thousant memories

anime femcoded quarter pounder hanger-on youtube keyword-in-title news channel (derogatory) (user was wood chippered for this post)

no wonder DC and Puerto Rico are so controversial, they haven't even been made yet

both of these guys suck shit like sucking shit was an olympic sport

went on to get a six figure job managing a things that never happened factory

don't even THINk about

mom can we have dr bronners soap bottle literature

mom: we have dr bronners at home

the dr bronners at home:

triple treat box, three courses and the courses are:

bread

bread but as a side

bread but as a sweet

she is already making me worse

"solarpunk is cryptofash" i scrawl on the blackboard for the 999th time. once more, with feeling!

type-a vs type-b wifabetes

ok but Eric Adams is a compulsive liar. constant, sustained, even unnecessary lying. if you were gonna count up just the provable lies that guy tells and then use that to inform the probability that he's lying at any given moment, he'd probably beat coinflip odds

lol not just a propaganda bill, but literally JUST a propaganda bill. no stealthy chicanery or pseudocryptic naming convention, flat out JUST "gommunism bill"

inb4 you make the same comment a third time

CFOs, CTOs, CHROs, a myriad of Cs and Os

reports are trickling in that the crying baby was holding a fistful of crumpled boarding passes printed in Cyrillic

a recommendation to go "back to Windows 10."

yes yes, go back to windows 10, the version we are *checks notes* ...ending support for

so did the obvious contract killing come with specific stipulations for how a message should be sent (neato)

or was the contract killer ideologically sympathetic and doing pro bono work (basedbasedbased) (waow)