No wonder they snitched on the based Italian man!

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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    13 hours ago

    Heck I'll even say Chicago is good even thought it's technically more of a casserole.

    chicago pizza sucks I actually had a friend bring me a slice of some chicago style pizza the other week when we were at a pizza shop in NJ and I told them "just get me a slice of cheese thanks" because I, like the sick disgusting person I am, scrape off all the toppings (cheese included) anyways and just use grated parm.

    My friend: dean-smile ABC you won't believe it but they actually had your ideal slice here, look its just sauce and old-world pepperoni its literally made for you, no cheese!!

    Me: ...This is a chicago slice and it has cheese underneath the sauce which actually makes it worse because I can't scrape off the cheese...but thank you for caring/trying I guess......

    Them: walter-shock nooo I thought you'd like it I'm sorry forgive me!!!