• btfod [he/him, comrade/them]
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    23 hours ago

    turn me loose, I'm juiced off fraud, waste, and abuse

    CEO on the floor, I cop a bike and vamoose

      • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]
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        22 hours ago

        I got his priors authorizin

        The media's chastisin

        But anyone who ever read an EOB ain't sympathisin

        (thanks for making my lunch break extra fun today)

          • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]
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            22 hours ago

            aww thanks, been a long time since it felt this nice to write shit. thanks for the inspiration today. damn my responsibilities I wanna keep writing! if I can keep the spark alive I'll finish and post it later

            • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]
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              edit-2
              21 hours ago

              pretend this came after sympathizin:

              or had a loved one who chose between meds for their kid or feeding themselves

              and picked the former one

              e: lol while thinking of the next line I caught I rhymed one with one, time to stop for now but it's been fun

              • Hohsia [he/him]
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                17 hours ago

                You need to add a line that ends with the sample “it’s Luigi time” from Mario

                Maybe something like “something something something and you call it a crime but I say [insert sample]