Star Wars lore is the gift that keeps on giving man

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So this guy’s droid accidentally shows tarkin some of his nudes, tarkin makes him a kept man I guess because he’s such a good shag. Gives him a nepo promotion, and he is immediately killed on his first assignment guarding the Millenium falcon when it gets captured by the Death Star agony

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The idea of Peter Cushing’s wrinkly ass old man balls slapping away against this guy’s stormtrooper armour is so funny to me

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    8 days ago

    This is what makes me interested in Star Wars. The absolute fucking freaks that make the extended universe stuff. I don't even read the stuff itself, I just read hilarious wookiepedia summaries often. It's sooooo absurdly detailed while also being the dumbest shit you'll ever read.