richest country on earth immediately stops paying its entire civil service when there's a disagreement on the budget which is something that literally only happens in the USA as far as I know.
I'm sure there's some 🤓☝️ reason like the govt runs on a blockchain that uses proof-of-anti-communist-law-passing to mine new blocks or something
Because then they couldn't put on this ridiculous farcical show once a year to fleece people for donations and distract everyone with the political equivalent of yelling "FORE!"