A reactionary, capitalist, consumerist nightmare of a holiday for treat chasing kkkrackkers!
Under Communism we will re-edit "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" to end with the Grinch shoving that sled over the cliff before a crowd of crying Whos, and the Grinch will be declared a Hero of the People's Republic!
We will replace Christmas with Halloween 2, the superior proletariat Holiday to the decadent bourgeois Christmas!
...sorry I work retail and this week has been utter hell. Fuck Christmas!
Good. Fuck all this consumerist nightmare bullshit.
However, you'll have to rip Yule from my cold, dead hands.