According to most research, Santa had his powers magically given to him without any effort and spends all year spying on people and finding reasons to not give gifts to the poor while running a factory fueled by slave labor. Not only is he a sorcerer, he's also bourgeoisie.
Oh, sure, a spontaneous caster that spends all their time in a secluded tower definitely not studying spells. Not buying it
According to most research, Santa had his powers magically given to him without any effort and spends all year spying on people and finding reasons to not give gifts to the poor while running a factory fueled by slave labor. Not only is he a sorcerer, he's also bourgeoisie.
real saruman-type operator
I'm willing to entertain contrary evidence but to act like you know anything for certain about sick an enigma is folly!