I'll go first [CW racism]
"Did you know they just passed a law in Afghanistan that women aren't even talk to each other anymore?" - My Zionist cousin at Xmas dinner.
The rest of the family proceeded to spend half an hour ranting about how terrible Arabs are.
..so, how's your holiday been? 
Sounds about right.
That was a typo, they definitely voted Biden in 2020, for 2024 they changed registration. But yeah least hitlerite "swing" voters.