30 minutes = 1800 seconds

There are 8.2 Billion people

That means there are about 4.5 million farts per second across the globe. And that's just for humans.

  • keepcarrot [she/her]
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    9 days ago

    Could this wasted energy be harnessed? In this paper I attach mini generators to the most flatulent (self-reported) members of the student body

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
      hexagon
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      9 days ago

      There was a documentary about this back in the early 2000s, staring Rupert Grint as the scientist who discovered the immense power of harnessed farts.