Every time they escape, we have to go several hours without posting as management tries to chase them all down. Do you know how hard it is to get birds (nevermind owls) back on the power treadmill to continue generating electricity once they've discovered the floor isn't lava? It's a whole ordeal! There's enough struggle sessions on hexbear.net that we don't need to add new ones about the ethics of keeping up the facade so we can power the servers.

P.S. the site used to be powered by a dope ass bear on a treadmill but he escaped. He was last seen holding up a 7/11 for chocolate bars.