HidamariSou [they/them] to badposting • 7 days agomy new years resolution is to shit my pants lessmessage-squaremessage-square14 fedilinkarrow-up130file-text
arrow-up130message-squaremy new years resolution is to shit my pants lessHidamariSou [they/them] to badposting • 7 days agomessage-square14 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]hexbear2·7 days agoTake out a word or two and you've got 2 stanza of the best song ever written already. link
minus-squarecoeliacmccarthy [he/him, they/them]hexbear2·7 days agodouble the bread double the head was gonna be my resolution now i'm considering instead that penis-crushing-stone solution link
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]hexbear2·edit-27 days ago"Double the bread double the head"? Crushing my penis with a boulder instead (Also my autocorrect decided to be Freudian and keeps trying to replace the word 'penis' with 'punishment') link
Take out a word or two and you've got 2 stanza of the best song ever written already.
double the bread double the head
was gonna be my resolution
now i'm considering instead
that penis-crushing-stone solution
"Double the bread double the head"?
Crushing my penis with a boulder instead
(Also my autocorrect decided to be Freudian and keeps trying to replace the word 'penis' with 'punishment')