it's off to a bad start
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new years resolutions tend to fail because they're too ambitious; start off slow and take baby steps. lol
was planning on the traditional "double the bread / double the head" resolution but now i think i'm going to crush my penis with a large stone instead
Take out a word or two and you've got 2 stanza of the best song ever written already.
double the bread double the head
was gonna be my resolution
now i'm considering instead
that penis-crushing-stone solution
"Double the bread double the head"?
Crushing my penis with a boulder instead
(Also my autocorrect decided to be Freudian and keeps trying to replace the word 'penis' with 'punishment')
