HidamariSou [they/them] to badposting • 7 days agomy new years resolution is to shit my pants lessmessage-squaremessage-square14 fedilinkarrow-up130file-text
arrow-up130message-squaremy new years resolution is to shit my pants lessHidamariSou [they/them] to badposting • 7 days agomessage-square14 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecoeliacmccarthy [he/him, they/them]hexbear2·7 days agodouble the bread double the head was gonna be my resolution now i'm considering instead that penis-crushing-stone solution link
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]hexbear2·edit-27 days ago"Double the bread double the head"? Crushing my penis with a boulder instead (Also my autocorrect decided to be Freudian and keeps trying to replace the word 'penis' with 'punishment') link
double the bread double the head
was gonna be my resolution
now i'm considering instead
that penis-crushing-stone solution
"Double the bread double the head"?
Crushing my penis with a boulder instead
(Also my autocorrect decided to be Freudian and keeps trying to replace the word 'penis' with 'punishment')