One of Trump's advisors explaining Canada to him:

"So, to begin with, Canada is very well-known for being near the top of the world in terms of number of French..." (Trump dozes off)

(Trump waking up a while later) "...MAID's, but despite this, Canadians continue to call for the relaxation of..." (Trump dozes off again)

(his advisor wakes him) "Mr. President, did you catch all that?"

Trump: "Canada has a lot of French maids, and Canadians like to call them when they need to relax. Sounds like me on a Saturday!"

Advisor, biting lip: "Tsssshyeap, that's totally what I said."