corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M to chapotraphouse • 2 days agoNyah, give us the truck, see? *fedoras gangsterly*imagemessage-square73 fedilinkarrow-up1137
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minus-squareFALGSConaut [comrade/them]hexbear42·2 days agoIt would be the perfect vehicle for bootlegging if only it had range, reliability, hauling capacity, and didn't stick out like a sore thumb! link
minus-squarecorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]hexagonMhexbear33·2 days agoModern remake of Smokey and the Bandit with cybertrucks and the beer run is over in 20 minutes after the bandit has to recharge, and the other 70 minutes of the movie are them being needlessly brutalized by the police link
minus-squareAcidSmiley [she/her]hexbear28·2 days agoYou can probably also identify them reliably even without the license plate just by looking at the discoloration and corrosion patterns on the panels. link
minus-squareWolfman86 [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear13·2 days agoSo it would be perfect, apart from the fact that it’s not perfect. link
It would be the perfect vehicle for bootlegging if only it had range, reliability, hauling capacity, and didn't stick out like a sore thumb!
Modern remake of Smokey and the Bandit with cybertrucks and the beer run is over in 20 minutes after the bandit has to recharge, and the other 70 minutes of the movie are them being needlessly brutalized by the police
You can probably also identify them reliably even without the license plate just by looking at the discoloration and corrosion patterns on the panels.
So it would be perfect, apart from the fact that it’s not perfect.