Oh, you're a polyglot, but what skills do you have?
Oh, you can paint and write music, but what SKILLS do you have?
Oh you design bridges, but what skills do you have?
You know, it's really interesting you're a medical fucking doctor, but WHAT SKILLS DO YOU HAVE MOTHERFUCKER?
WHERE ARE YOUR SKILLS? I NEED SKILLS, WHAT SKILLS DO YOU HAVE, YOU ARE SKILLESS, YOU DO NOT FIT IN TO OUR CORPORATE CULTURE, PLEASE PAY US MONEY FOR HAVING TO CONSIDER YOU
glances at character sheet
uhh can i roll a persuasion check?
Checks you say? Do you know CRMs?
rolls d20 ... 10
"I confidently know several Customer Relationship Managers, and specific experience in Salesforce workflows that enabled my team to accelerate customers to convert."
c-c-combo Breaker
pants jaw drops to the floor
heart beats visibly from chest
That’s at least 8 different skills, holy wow!!! Let’s go have lunch!
Stealth check failed
You awkwardly watch as I dip under the desk and crawl out of the office