Trump, the dude who has made a career offf being ultra-capitalist businessman and was originally behind the idea of the TikTok ban, is now going to swoop in, make a deal with some ghoulish corporation in bed with the feds and American treat enjoyers will be all “wow maybe communism is bad and capitalism good? Capitalism saved tik tok, yay!!! Trump is finally running the country like a business and secretary Bezos and musk are creating more jobs than ever!!!!!!!1111”