Link cuz I'n not a :LIB:

This is just the best. A piece of art. Once one of the most powerful men on earth now reduced to munching on possibly illegally imported dried pineapple chips in a ten dollar sweater looking despondent, with a carefully arranged set of props curiously angled towards the camera so "those who know, know".

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    As a proponent of freedom, enjoying some Taiwanese dried pineapple. Checkmate.

    I EAT THE TAIWAN FRUIT, CHECKMATE COMMIES!

    Also just a reminder that he's likely despondent because of the sanctions China slapped on anyone willing to employ him. ANY company who hires or does business with the oaf will be prevented from doing business with China.

    :deng-smile:

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      the sanctions China slapped on anyone willing to employ him

      Hoooly shit, I forgot about this in the middle of everything. That's actually huge, a SIGNIFICANTLY stronger punishment of the former Trump admin than ANYTHING the Democrats will EVER do. They're all in it to grift, and almost every company capable of paying for their grift is so large that they necessarily rely on Chinese business.

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        My personal prediction is that he'll end up shilling Brain Force Plus with Alex Jones. I have no real basis for it, except that it feels right.

        • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Have Alex Jones and Mike Pompeo ever been seen together in the same room? :curious-marx:

          • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            The only reason I don't believe that they're the same person is because I don't think Jones is capable of suppressing his urge to scream long enough to hold a press conference.

    • CarlTheRedditor [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      🎶Chinese agents, mad 'cause I'm flatulent

      Sanctioned me, now I'm mad petulant🎶

    • DirtbagVegan [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Imagining the sort of lame-brained Trump sycophant who would pick Pompeo to be who they want for President and the picture I'm coming up with is unspeakably grim.

    • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I finally understand why the libs thought these people were bots

      Actually no on second thought the libs also talk like this

  • Sicko [any]
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    4 years ago

    As a proponent of freedom, enjoying some Taiwanese dried pineapple. Checkmate.

    It's not even check

  • carbohydra [des/pair]
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    4 years ago

    it's nice to see him suffer, but we should remember his replacements are more competent than him

  • dead [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    He's holding up dried pineapple from Taiwan because China supposedly banned the import of pineapples from Taiwan recently. I guess he met with some politicians in Taiwan recently. The chess board is just to signal to everyone that he is smart.

    https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4174656

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_pineapples

    • Straight_Depth [they/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_pineapples

      This is incredibly sad, in its own way. Just deeply pathetic, on the level of freedom fries post 9/11 except more deranged as it took home none of the lessons.

  • ass [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    if he was coated in a centimeter thick layer of mayonnaise it wouldn't really influence world events but i would think it was funny

    • BumpInTheNight [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      If I was Pompeo, I'd play pawn to C3 so I could do something with that black-squared bishop and the advanced knight.