Greetings Comrades,

Our intel team at the CPC has determined that there is no major threat of a resurgence of the Beijing protests or any other color revolutions this anniversary. As such, since I am a communist, I do not wish to overstay my welcome as a figure of authority when there is no reason for my authority to exist. However, I happen to like this place, you westerners are alright. Since the collaboration went off without any issues, I will continue to work with you and your mods for the mutual benefit of the CPC and this site, and continue to work on outreach to better mend western left-CPC relations.

I am tendering my resignation as site mod effective immediately, and returning the lease on the site to the admins. Thank you for your cooperation, I hope to further grow ties as U.S.-China relations inevitably fall apart as we transition into a modern socialist economy.

~ General Secretary of the CPC Xi Jinping

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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      4 years ago

      I thought he was in charge of the Iraqi dinar devaluation button, which he's constantly button mashing harder than a soulcaliber fighting game master