I'm fucking certain, convinced and assured by several wise acquaintances that this is a real animal. My loathsome idiot associate, with severe glaucoma and no weed, who's contact lenses are dried out and glasses are lost on top of thsr insists that it's fake. Can you set hateful little shit straight for me? I bet every dime I have on it. I need this. My children won't look me in the eye now. They will when this bet hits.