See, I think fried earth takes things a bit too far, it's actually too dense. Eating that stuff is like drinking a cup full of olive oil, or eating a stick of butter, generally just unpleasant. Makes me feel bloated. It can be good in small amounts when used as an ingredient in recipes, though.

Fried fire isn't too bad. It has the same issues as fried air where it's not filling or substantial, but at least it is spicy. It makes for a good snack, especially if you're watching your weight.