What would happen if @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net succeeded in peddling NFTs to the Republic of Hexbear? There would set in an era of the blackest reaction in all the capitalist and colonial websites, the working posters and the oppressed lurkers would be seized by the throat, the positions of international communism would be lost. 
You could have told us like 30 fucking years ago!
I also wish I knew this 389 fucking years earlier!