With all due respect, Captain, I am the head of Starfleet IT, and I have it on good authority that if you try to replicate a replicator, you can break the space time continuum.

NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

With all due respect, Captain, I am the head of Starfleet IT, and I have it on good authority that if you try to replicate a replicator, you can break the space time continuum.

Sundray@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 year ago

"You already reversed the polarity? All right, but did you really? Let's do it one more time while we're on the phone together... oh, it's working now? Yeah, that is weird, goodbye."

teft@startrek.website · 1 year ago

What operating system is that probe running?

Pakled

We’re going to die!

BossDj@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

The thing about Delta Shift is they always try to walk it in

dejected_warp_core@startrek.website · 1 year ago

:: uncomfortable warp core noises ::

NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

You poor dejected warp core. Shaxs is after you.

NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee · edit-2 1 year ago

Thanks to @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca for the idea