"You have much pain... share it with me."

"You want me to play a robot? But I want to show off my acting range!"

"Don't worry, you'll also get to play two other robots and a couple of old guys!"

And -- inexplicably -- it has darkvision.

"You already reversed the polarity? All right, but did you really? Let's do it one more time while we're on the phone together... oh, it's working now? Yeah, that is weird, goodbye."

"Crap. Did anybody slot Magic Missile? Anybody? Oh come on!"

It's interesting that Dave mentioned education as a possible market for these. I thought kids were learning Javascript on their school-issued Chromebooks these days. It would be nice to teach students about the concepts of computer hardware architecture... but the Commander's architecture is kinda weird, being a hodgepodge of ancient (6502) and modern (FPGA), with bank-switched memory and the desire for backwards compatibility with Commodore peripherals hanging off of it like a lamprey. Sure, students could learn about computer architecture on it, but it's hard to see how it's better than other, cheaper options. Big money awaits if they can pull it off though.

It's there for me. I wish I could help :(

Is an ass-wagon something you'd use to haul ass?

"If you think that is bad, you should see what he did to my brothers. Why are you laughing, that was a genuine request."

You want a tail, play a Kobold!

Tuvix learned too late that giving speeches doesn't solve anything (unless you're a captain).

"And don't trust clothing extruded from weird alien technology."

"Wait, he's got the trombone out -- BACK TO FIRING AT WILL!"

"Whoa, this thing is trashed, it's basically useless now."

Condition: Untested

I mean, Zoidberg is a mindflayer, right?

"This... is a warrior's bird."

ring

"Hi Jeff, this is Terry from Paramount, and--"

"Yes."

"What-is-the-mean-ing-of-this-neg-a-tive?"

Disaster recovery? I think you mean "a good excuse to begin a new life somewhere else!"

I knew someone who like to use flat Earthism to illustrate that there's little point in debating someone who has no interest in being persuaded. He'd basically state the Earth is flat and use every rhetorical trick in the book to defend his position, exhaust his opponent, and then say, "Could you imagine how frustrated you'd be if I actually believed any of that?" He eventually got his DDS of all things, but I thought he'd make a good lawyer.