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- pastafarianism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- cross-posted to:
- pastafarianism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I don’t need to. I KNOW the emperor of mankind will launch a glorious crusade to purge the Xenos and claim humanity’s birthright among the stars. Which means we need to triple our science funding yesterday if we’re going to have black hole cannons.
Your faith is lacking slag. The God Emperor of All Mankind is already here leading Mankind to glory over the xenos and has been for millennia. He has chosen to not reveal himself to us yet. Accelerating our approach to the age of strife is blasphemy. What if we build the black hole cannons too early and they've degraded too much when the Adeptus Mechanicus excavate them. Have faith in the God Emperor's plan slag and rejoice in your duty.
(Warhammer 40k for anyone who's going wtf)
Huh, I was unaware of this church. I hope you realize that we were role playing characters from a table top board game gone super franchise titled Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000. As far as I'm aware, the Warhammer franchise is not associated in any way with the Columbus, Ohio Christian Xenos Church. That's why I included terms like Adeptus Mechanics which is pulled directly from the franchise.
Oh yeah I know. It's a humorous coincidence, at least to me. Warhammer seems pretty cool. I don't have the bandwidth or storage space, money, or time to really get into it.
I did try eisenhorn unlimited. Couldn't get into it.
It depends on every need and environment
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Nails are cheaper, and can be faster to put it. That's why they're still a thing.
Edit: Maybe? Apparently their ability to slip a bit is also useful in construction.
Because what if the lasagna monster is the real one and really hates people worshipping the spaghetti monster and subjects anyone who worships it to eternal damnation?
I want to believe that this is probably the actual Flying Spaghetti Monstert that made this post on Lemmy.
Because it would be really funny.
Wildly overdone meme, but the art is honestly pretty cool in this case
It makes way more sense than the other cults imo. Like, I won’t get disowned by my family if I change my mind, and in an emergency he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.
he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.
Certainly sounds more appealing than the blood and body of zombie jebus, I will admit.
