It's fucking baffling that all of these people have experienced ecological threats that fucked up the air, water, and everything in general and ignored that, saw a plane flying by, and shouted "POISON!" And now, instead of picking up on a credible threat, they had to go with predatory cabals under pizza restaurants and mole-children.
I know media/news narratives are powerful, but god damn.
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as my dick slowly shrinks and transforms into baby corn.
"It's the soy da jooooz are putting into food making men infertile", I continue to insist as I eat my third microplastic burger.
That delicious cognitive dissonance