It's fucking baffling that all of these people have experienced ecological threats that fucked up the air, water, and everything in general and ignored that, saw a plane flying by, and shouted "POISON!" And now, instead of picking up on a credible threat, they had to go with predatory cabals under pizza restaurants and mole-children.

I know media/news narratives are powerful, but god damn.

  • Claus [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    4 years ago

    "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as my dick slowly shrinks and transforms into baby corn.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
      ·
      4 years ago

      "It's the soy da jooooz are putting into food making men infertile", I continue to insist as I eat my third microplastic burger.

      • Claus [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        4 years ago

        That delicious cognitive dissonance