• D61 [any]
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    4 years ago

    "Soylent Bar-b-que is people, SOYLENT BAR-B-QUE IS PEOPLE", I shout at the mouth of the Musk Subtubeway 11897 as Tesla after Tesla quietly auto pilot their occupants into the tunnel, never to be seen again, the faint smell of cooking meat stirred by the passage of the cars.

    • Claus [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      "honey, why is there seasoning in the glove compartment?"

      • D61 [any]
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        4 years ago

        "Why does the dash display a flashing "Seasoning Mode Engaged"?"

        Sneezes

        "Who put pepper in the air conditioner vents?"