• Fakename_Bill [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    fahrenheit sucks I learned celsius and forgot fahrenheit because it sucked so much. The temperatures said on tv and in my neighborhood mean nothing to me anymore. Oh it was 80° today? nope you're wrong, it's the high 20s. I am the water and my molecules innately know when we hit freezing = 0 degrees outside. Subzero operations every winter, arctic commando shit, the international standard, you'll never see me coming while you're looking at your broken thermometer. :brace-cowboy: