@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      No, but if you can represent yourself why shouldn't you be able to get representation from someone equally unqualified? I'm working on a counter suit in which the demands shall be

      -Excessive severance as well as back pay adjusted for the agreed upon $50/hr raise

      -Dave must post here daily

      -Court appointed union for your former workplace

      -One of those singing bass fish

      • Shitbird [any]
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        4 years ago

        okay this sounds good. can you insist you're a lawyer to fuck with them or is that illegal?

              • Shitbird [any]
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                4 years ago

                you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer.

                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                  4 years ago

                  Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy.

                  • Shitbird [any]
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                    4 years ago

                    I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go

                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                  4 years ago

                  I just like hanging around court rooms and I got passion about the case.

                  • Shitbird [any]
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                    4 years ago

                    you and I boths we should go into practice together