The text you've provided appears to be a series of satirical or ironic statements, each reflecting a stereotype or critical commentary on various groups or topics, often using internet culture references and memes. Here's an explanation of each phrase, though it should be noted that the interpretations can vary widely:

• Floating shapes: this man js a nazis and is bard, spoony even: This could be a nonsensical statement or a misspelled critique of someone being called a Nazi, using internet slang or meme language.

• Liberal Khive: you need to worship kanaka haris immediately: This seems to mock the perceived uncritical support of Kamala Harris by some liberal groups, possibly referring to her supporters as the "K-Hive."

• The nation of islan: yakub did it to megan marke: This might be referencing conspiracy theories or myths such as those surrounding the Nation of Islam regarding Yakub, alongside a mention of Meghan Markle, possibly implying she's a victim of such conspiracies.

• Jokerfied gamers: women in my video games are truly the among us of transgenders in sports: This sentence mocks a certain type of gamer who is resistant to diversity in video games, comparing the inclusion of women in video games to transgender athletes in sports, with a reference to the game "Among Us."

• Israel: racism 2: Likely a critique of Israel's policies, implying a sequel to an original "racism," perhaps in reference to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

• United states: super transphobia toyota sienna 2005 version (with the new dash) ((precursor to suburban assault vehicles like the ford f2100 or w/e it's called)) (((woke)): This statement seems to conflate several unrelated topics: transphobia in the United States, a specific model of a Toyota car, and large "assault" vehicles, possibly mocking how some discussions on the internet can mix unrelated social issues with consumer choices and internet sarcasm ("woke").

• Then TikTok :""""""leftists"""""""" will say stuff like "in reality white racists are simply little goobers. They just need kind words :3": This is a sarcastic take on a perceived naive or overly simplistic leftist view on TikTok that suggests kindness alone can address deep-seated racism.

• China: decreases poverty and saves the bees: Likely a statement about China's propaganda or real achievements in reducing poverty and environmental efforts.

• White moderates: Birmingham jail settlers what is to be done: A reference to Martin Luther King Jr.'s "Letter from Birmingham Jail," criticizing white moderates, and possibly a play on the communist manifesto "What Is to Be Done?" by Lenin.

• Terraria: researcher Talloran thorium mod: This seems to be a reference to the video game Terraria, mentioning a specific mod (Thorium) and possibly a player or character within that community.

The text is highly contextual and relies on a shared understanding of memes, internet subculture, and current events, which can make it cryptic or even nonsensical without that shared context.