• CoconutOctopus [it/its]
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    3 years ago

    STOP SCALING UP

    Software are not supposed to scale

    YEARS of scaling yet NO real world use found for scaling more than YOUR FAMILY

    Wanted to scale more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "EVERYONE HAVING THEIR OWN SERVERS"

    Yes, please give me 5 Kubernetes Docker Container Pods.
    Please replicate my database cluster.

    Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

    docker swarm init --advertise-addr 192.168.99.100
    docker swarm join --token blablablablablab 192.168.99.100:2377
    docker service create --replicas 1 --name helloworld alpine whoami
    

    Hello I would like to create 10 new VMs with the exact same configuration only for 10 minutes please

    They have played us for absolute fools!

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