• happybadger [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    You have to be a real Donkey of the Week to be injured in Desert Storm. The Iraqi army mostly collapsed the first night. I don't blame his ex.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      1 year ago

      Reminds me of the old joke about the WW2 veteran who fell out of a guard tower.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      You have to be a real Donkey of the Week

      Donkeys are affectionate and loyal and will fight off coyotes to protect their neighbors. They're braver than the troops. collusion

    • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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      1 year ago

      I think I recall reading somewhere you were more likely to die in a car crash in Iraq then die in combat as a soldier.