i'm just saying why rome gets memed. i didn't say the reasons were good

The Polynesians are the true civilization carriers of all of humanity, they colonize far off islands and shit peacefully, eat all kinds of fruit, fought giant birds, had the lowest working hours in history, I mean read some of the accounts they had of early Hawaii, shit was so efficient they got done working by noon and surfed all day, that is success and agriculturalists were suffering all day.

yeah but you don't get memed by relaxing and leaving everyone alone. you get memed by being messy and loving drama, like rome.