Around once a month I get an irresistible urge to get a McDonald's triple cheeseburger. It's literally just a double cheeseburger with an extra patty and slice of cheese, but there's something about how blatantly excessive it is that tickles the glutton part of my brain. Every so often I just have to get that warm low-grade "beef" and gloopy "cheese" into my gob

I also get the occasional craving for one of their slightly fancier sundaes with whipped cream, jam and crumbled cookies