Experiment idea: Buy this as well as the hair growth and boob growth remedies along with that weird contraption that's supposed to make your butt bigger from AliExpress and apply liberally until you look like a Chewbacca shaped like Nicki Minaj with a dick that drags on the ground

I'm sorry I besmirched the reputation of the good folks behind ENLARGE PENIS 😔

You don't even need to be searching for anything nsfw for AliExpress to suggest you crazy shit

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THE FREE MARKET HAS SPOKEN

"Too big to hold" sounds like a negative if the point is to enjoy sex with your enlarged hog

I was thinking it would be really funny if the liquid in the bottle was just tabasco or something

I was wondering why so many product reviews on AliExpress have random unrelated pictures attached or why they're just something like "It's good" copy pasted 30 times.

Turns out it's incentivised by gameification. AE has a currency of "Coins" that you earn by shopping and doing various things on the app, like checking in daily, browsing specific categories of products, playing its awful minigames, etc. Imagine a battle pass but for shopping for cheap knockoffs.

Theoretically these coins can be used for discounts but the maximum percentage is capped to like 1 percent so it usually translates to just cents per item, making them largely pointless.

Anyway, one of the things you earn coins for is-you guessed it- writing reviews, but you only get the full amount if you attach photos, hit certain word counts and so on so people just lazily game the system and pad their reviews with pointless crap to get pointless coins, making the reviews worse as a whole.

You can find some really good stuff on AE if you know what you're looking for but the whole site and app are such a fucking depressing encapsulation of everything wrong with the modern internet

Yahtzee did a video about why we don't really see silent protagonists anymore

It's just really awkward to write around

Pretty sure Valve talked about this 20 years ago and Alyx's design and personality was remarked upon in reviews at the time

Christian missionaries tried unsuccessfully to eradicate haka, along with other forms of Māori culture that they saw as conflicting with Christian beliefs and practice

Christians just fucking suck ass don't they

The only one who can defeat a white guy with fascism is a Japanese guy with fascism

I saw an interesting comment by a presumed Japanese chud on a GTA video of all places the other day

Slur for South Koreans are the cancer of Asia. They have been brainwashed by a false historical narrative that seeks to whitewash the white people's colonisation of Asia (translation mine)

Western imperialism bad but it's the South Koreans you should hate for it, apparently. I also wonder what this guy thinks of the time Japan tried to join the imperialism club

He isn't actually dead

Well that's my day ruined

I just dug out my old HL2 Collector's Edition tin box out of my closet. It's got the Sierra logo stamped next to Valve's, wild to think Valve had a publisher

Half-Life 2 collector's edition t-shirt, sat 20 years in a box, never worn

how do we know that Bowser isn't straight in real life and gay in kayfabe?

So long, gay poser

What about when Nintendo affirmed every gamer's gay identity in the 2000s

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To be completely honest, I very rarely buy anything from Fazer and when I do, it's the few of their chocolate and biscuit brands that I happen to like. Definitely not any of their breads and other baked goods though, that shit costs an arm and a leg. It's all the cheapest shit from Lidl or Prisma for me 😎

I'm pretty sure you used to be able to get 3 of those boxes for 10 euros around Christmas not too long ago. I remember because they were a simple, cheap present

Funnily this is also one of the OG fash families (Whites) with firm ties to Germany afaik.

Can't believe a guy like this would be bougie as fuck

A few years ago before the inflation hit Finland's leading chocolate maker altered their gift box design while also completely coincidentally reducing the amount of chocolates in them by like 1/4

When they were asked about it they were just like "the consumers wanted more impressive boxes to make their special occasions feel even more special"

18 years ago

Holy shit. From the title I assumed this was just going to be another Half-Life SFM meme video, but it's an ancient AMV

This even predates early viral Gmod videos